Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Nostrildamus

Medical school is THE coolest place in the whole wide world because it's the only place where u can put cocaine in your coursemate's eye, and not get eaten alive by german shepherds trained to eat people who smell like cocaine. Instead, we get to call our blatant disregard for the narcotics squad ----Pharmacology Practicals...very cool hor??? hor????!

Ah..but that's not all...ask me what I learnt in class today...ask me ask me!!...ok nvm I tell you anyway...I found out today that cocaine causes a person's blood vessels to constrict...so for long term cocaine users, the whole snorting routine means the blood vessels in their nasal septum, that's the bit of ..thing..between your nostrils, constrict as well...now chronic constriction equals a lack of blood supply to your septum..ergo no oxygen, which then causes your tissue to die....or necrose if you want to sound clever when you relate this to someone else:P, so very slowly, your nasal septum actually erodes..and in the end, all you're left with is one extra large nostril.........how awesome is that???!!...very cool right??!

I just cudnt stop smiling after my lecturer told me that, ......I kept imagining a crack addict who has a stuffed nose...you know how we have these Vicks stick things that u can shove up one nostril to unblock your nose while you attempt to breathe normally through the other nostril....so then these people how?........either the Vicks stick will fall in because of the extra large nostril and the crack addict kicks it coz the stick gets stuck in their right bronchus, OR, the Vicks stick fits...but then there's no extra nostril so the addict dies anyway coz he's cut off his air supply.......so tragic...yet so funny....or am I just slightly demented..:P...bygones

I need ladybird poison so I can kill off all the ladybirds hiding out in my room....summore don't pay rent...think wat..I'm ladybird charity home is it.....and has anyone noticed how every ladybird has a teeny feather coming out of its behind?...is it because they shit feathers? is it because of the 'bird' part in their name?......I wanted to give one a tug just to see..but then I didnt want to risk being the first girl bitten to death by a ladybird...so if you see a ladybird, try and then tell me k..much thanks..heee:D

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at 3:44 AM

7 Comments:

Blogger Hong Chan Lee said...

um... cocaine and crack are too different things. cocaine is usually sniffed, where as crack is smoked. hence smoking crack does not actually affect the nostrils at all and you still have two normal nostrils. sniffing cocaine of course, does erode your septum. but sniffing any drug that constricts blood vessels usually does..

8:19 PM  
Blogger Jade said...

cocaine is pure cocaine...crack is street cocaine..which basically means they're the same thing...just slightly different in purity...hence crack cocaine

11:59 PM  
Blogger Hong Chan Lee said...

lol jade, they're not the same thing.

cocaine is basically cocaine hydrochloride.

crack is not street cocaine, its cocaine in a smokable form, because crack cocaine delivers a greater "high" than normal powder-form cocaine.

cocaine is a white powder. crack-cocaine however is sold like an off-white rock.
crack cocaine is produced by heating the cocaine in a solution of baking soda, until the water evaporates. and it is smoked. hence, crack users cannot have eroded nostril septums.

2:37 AM  
Blogger Jade said...

same difference..it's like a raw egg and an ommelette...dsnt change the fact that they're still eggs.

3:12 AM  
Blogger Hong Chan Lee said...

yeah but u can't say a crack addict will have one big nostril. its like saying "so u crack two omelettes into the frying pan..." u can crack eggs, can't crack omelettes. u know i'm going to keep on going till i win :P

7:32 AM  
Blogger Jade said...

chances are a crack addict will snort cocaine so i win...besides, it's my blog, so i win by default anyway:D

5:33 PM  
Blogger Hong Chan Lee said...

lol fine if u say so

8:32 AM  

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