Kinky Boots

This is what happens when a stressed out chemical engineer chats with a medical student loaded with oestrogen:

Gman™ says:
aww but i like different faces of old men on my money ...not just one dude in a songkok
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
u like old men?
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
so do i! go figure!
Gman™ says:
...... i c...dats useful info
Gman™ says:
how old may i ask?
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
u see my whole goal, coming to the uk, was to seduce tony blair and marry him
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
but does that then make me the 2nd lady instead of the 1st?
Gman™ says:
haha
Gman™ says:
i tink u hav sum competition then... in ME!!
Gman™ says:
see, my diabolical plan is seducing john howard
Gman™ says:
den threaten his white ass and his party that if they dont do wat i say, i'll publically announce our secret affair
Gman™ says:
muahahahah
Gman™ says:
wait wait it gets better
Gman™ says:
i'm gona isolate all white ppl on cronulla beach
Gman™ says:
and send in a horny filipino wit aids ..soon they all catch it and die!
Gman™ says:
and THEN.....force john howard to admit his gay relationship wit tony blair...
Gman™ says:
unless of course, blair gets together wit me...
Gman™ says:
so there...
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
NOOO..he CANT have a gay relationship with blair
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
Blair's Mineee.....he can have it with Bush!omg that's sooo much better..!then u kill 2 birds with one um....horny filipino...[no pun intended..i swear]
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
then Blair and me can live happily ever after and we'll make you like Prime Minister of Aussie!wheeee !
Gman™ says:
hehe... u n ur sugar daddy
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
very sweet indeed :P
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
he's like the youngest PM...he's not thaaat old
Gman™ says:
of course not, absolutely!
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
besides, the older the dude, the sooner he'll kick it and the quicker i'll become prime minister
Gman™ says:
ooo u tink he'll appoint u?
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
no, i'll make him give me money to cure aids
Gman™ says:
NOOOOO
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
and then remember all the white ppl ur filipino gave aids to?
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
im assumin some of em are brits
Gman™ says:
den my diabolical plan wont work!
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
so then I'll cure aids, and the ppl of great britain will vote for me
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
and make me prime minister
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
wahaha
~~toilet break~~
Gman™ says:
but back to reality..u a strong sex before marriage believer?
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
wat...it's a religion now?
Gman™ says:
only if u want it to be
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
haha..in tht case I'm a free thinker
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
as long as the horny filipino wears a condom, i dont really care if he bangs Bush pre/post maritally
Gman™ says:
dats awesoem
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
I know I am:P

~The End~
disclaimer: all characters mentioned above are purely fictitious. any resemblance to say...real life politicians is entirely coincidental.......except maybe for the part where I have a crush on Tony Blair...and even then I will plead temporary insanity in court.

My junior from KTJ left me a message on MSN...I usually ignore these especially when I'm working but it seemed urgent...so I broke precedence and checked in........His pregnant cat's water broke on his bed and he wanted me to talk him through the labour......
howla....I'm a first year only...summore I dont like cats...why would I want to be part of something that will only result in more cats in the world?!
Oh but the compassion and empathy that first drew me to this noble profession * I just lost my appetite* shone through and I calmed him down,talked him through an emergency C-section and he was so grateful he named one of the kittens after me...ahh...
k I may have exaggerated a bit.........he didn't name the kitty after me coz my name's too purrty for a kitty kat:P