Girls like me

Went to the pub to catch Brazil vs. Croatia....couldn't ask for a better way to celebrate the end of exams.

And every single guy who saw me there had one thing to say me:" what's a girl like you doing watching the World Cup"....Fuck!..cannot is it??! got rules saying girls like me cannot watch football is it?!...frickin chauvanistic pigs....and dont get me started on ''girls like me''????!...........so i try to earn my place at the centre front seat, right in front of the big screen T.V....groaning when Ronaldinho misses a close one...which he pretty much did for the whole 90 minutes...screaming when Kaka scored..beaaauutiful.....and I bit my tongue so hard everytime someone said offside....I refuse to admit I dont know what an offside is in front of the guys...didnt get it 4 yrs ago, dont get it now........that said, having finished my primaries, I can spend all day googling the term in 56 different languages..wheeeee

for the un-informed, I have lived through a year of med school without suffering from depression...so HAH! to the people who tried to scare us on our first day.......and I'm comin home!!!
now excuse me while i go finish highlighting my hair....:)

My numb is brain:(

Exam's in a week and all I can think about is cucumber salad and what to wear to the friggin' airport......gah!!

Kinky Boots

This is what happens when a stressed out chemical engineer chats with a medical student loaded with oestrogen:

Gman™ says:
aww but i like different faces of old men on my money ...not just one dude in a songkok
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
u like old men?
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
so do i! go figure!
Gman™ says:
...... i c...dats useful info
Gman™ says:
how old may i ask?
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
u see my whole goal, coming to the uk, was to seduce tony blair and marry him
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
but does that then make me the 2nd lady instead of the 1st?
Gman™ says:
haha
Gman™ says:
i tink u hav sum competition then... in ME!!
Gman™ says:
see, my diabolical plan is seducing john howard
Gman™ says:
den threaten his white ass and his party that if they dont do wat i say, i'll publically announce our secret affair
Gman™ says:
muahahahah
Gman™ says:
wait wait it gets better
Gman™ says:
i'm gona isolate all white ppl on cronulla beach
Gman™ says:
and send in a horny filipino wit aids ..soon they all catch it and die!
Gman™ says:
and THEN.....force john howard to admit his gay relationship wit tony blair...
Gman™ says:
unless of course, blair gets together wit me...
Gman™ says:
so there...
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
NOOO..he CANT have a gay relationship with blair
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
Blair's Mineee.....he can have it with Bush!omg that's sooo much better..!then u kill 2 birds with one um....horny filipino...[no pun intended..i swear]
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
then Blair and me can live happily ever after and we'll make you like Prime Minister of Aussie!wheeee !
Gman™ says:
hehe... u n ur sugar daddy
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
very sweet indeed :P
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
he's like the youngest PM...he's not thaaat old
Gman™ says:
of course not, absolutely!
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
besides, the older the dude, the sooner he'll kick it and the quicker i'll become prime minister
Gman™ says:
ooo u tink he'll appoint u?
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
no, i'll make him give me money to cure aids
Gman™ says:
NOOOOO
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
and then remember all the white ppl ur filipino gave aids to?
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
im assumin some of em are brits
Gman™ says:
den my diabolical plan wont work!
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
so then I'll cure aids, and the ppl of great britain will vote for me
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
and make me prime minister
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
wahaha
~~toilet break~~
Gman™ says:
but back to reality..u a strong sex before marriage believer?
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
wat...it's a religion now?
Gman™ says:
only if u want it to be
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
haha..in tht case I'm a free thinker
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
as long as the horny filipino wears a condom, i dont really care if he bangs Bush pre/post maritally
Gman™ says:
dats awesoem
Thai baby : roses are red, violets are blue; god made me great, what happened to you says:
I know I am:P

~The End~
disclaimer: all characters mentioned above are purely fictitious. any resemblance to say...real life politicians is entirely coincidental.......except maybe for the part where I have a crush on Tony Blair...and even then I will plead temporary insanity in court.

My junior from KTJ left me a message on MSN...I usually ignore these especially when I'm working but it seemed urgent...so I broke precedence and checked in........His pregnant cat's water broke on his bed and he wanted me to talk him through the labour......
howla....I'm a first year only...summore I dont like cats...why would I want to be part of something that will only result in more cats in the world?!
Oh but the compassion and empathy that first drew me to this noble profession * I just lost my appetite* shone through and I calmed him down,talked him through an emergency C-section and he was so grateful he named one of the kittens after me...ahh...
k I may have exaggerated a bit.........he didn't name the kitty after me coz my name's too purrty for a kitty kat:P